Dutzu

…ca sunt toate la fel. “Va urez un sincer la multi ani” (si injuri persoana printre dinti), “sa traiesti!” ( cand dracu’ mori sa-ti iau mostenirea?). “Iti doresc sanatate” (cand esti bolnav, nu ma mai bati la cap), “iti doresc…”nu vreau sa fiu cinic, nu ma indoiesc de sinceritatea mesajelor.

Eu sunt mai direct, cand e mama bolnava, o intreb ce mostenesc. Pe mine ma plictisesc groaznic mesajele de genul asta.

Am trimis reprezentantelor sexului feminin urmatorul mesaj, si e valabil si pentru tine, draga cititoare, daca esti pe aici (da, da, se pun si travestitii…stai chill fatah!) :)

Buna dimineata,

Va rog astazi sa … stati ca am gresit propozitia.

Azi e 8 martie. Aoleo…

Transmit un sincer la multi ani tuturor doamnelor (nu chiar tuturor ), profei de meditatii, domnisoarelor (asta il include si pe colegu’ de banca) si va doresc sa infloriti precum orhideele anul aceasta.

Sa traiti bine cu cine-ati vrea, sau cu cine-ati putea,
Dutzu

Vezi? Sunt atat de standard ca si eu le-am folosit involuntar. Am facut un efort sa iasa original si imi pute a kitch. Si m-am prins dupa ce am trimis mail-ul, ‘ga-mi-as! Oricum, sunt mesaje subtile in el :p, subtile mamaie, nu subliminale…da-te-n…fine.

The holiday messages amuse me…because they’re all alike. “I wish you happy hollidays” (swearing in your mind), “have a long life!” (when are gonna fuckin’ die?). “health” (you’re no stress when your sick), “I wish you…”, I don’t wanna be cinical, I don’t doubt the sincerity of the messages.

I’m more sicnere though, when mom’s sick I asker about my inheritance :). These sort of messages bore me.

I’ve sent the following message to most of the woman in my mailing list and it’s for you too, if you’re here (chill girl, travesties are included too) :D

Good morning,

Today please…hold on, wrong phrase.

Today’s the 8th of March. Wow…

I wish you a sincere happy birthday to all the ladies (not all :p), my math teacher, misses (that includes my deskmate) and I wish you bloom like orchids this year.

Live well with who you want, or who you can,
Dutzu

See? They’re so standard that even I used them without realizing. I did an effort to get an original message and it stinks like kitch. And I’ve realised it after I’ve send it, f***. Anyway it’s full of subtle messages, subtle grandma, not subliminal, go f…whatever.

Avem persoanele dragi langa noi si ni se cuvin, ne permitem sa le spunem/facem orice. Le ranim involuntar si in loc sa pansam rana cu scuze, o adancim cu faptele urmatoare. Pentru ca ne permitem.
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